They say that if you live in New York City for five years that you will be here for life. I have been here for six, and I think that I agree. I work hard, I party hard, I love life, and I try to live every day to its absolute fullest. I am a hedge fund marketer by profession, and after five years on the trading floor of a major investment bank, I now work from a home office at my apartment in the West Village. I'm somewhat differentiated from other hedge fund marketers by a blond faux hawk and a two-syllable rhyming nickname.

My friends and family are very important to me. They make me laugh, they make me cry, they have influenced my decisions, and they have been with me throughout the roller coaster of life. They inspired me to leave a suburban town in Canada to complete my university degree, to learn four languages, to graduate at the top of my class, to come to Wall Street, to go-go dance, to promote parties, to travel the world, and most recently, to turn 31 years old at a Midtown Manhattan swim-up pool bar with 50 of my closest friends! I love them all, and there is nothing I wouldn't do for them.

If we share common interests = .. MJWarner76; MSN: mjwarner@hotmail.com

Energetic, positive, and outgoing people with a love of life.

8/25/2005:
Mike is the gay-est person I know and a HUGE bottom =)

Take it from me, I know!

xoxo

9/7/2004:
Mike is 1 of the greatest, sexiest guys that has ever been in my presence. Since the day I met him back when he danced on top of bars and shook his booty, he's been the same. Nice, honest and we can't forget hott as hell!! Oh, Mike I want another hug. Can't wait to see you again, whenever that may be. *LOL* Anyways ttyl!!!!

3/1/2004:
THREE LETTERS describe mike! H-O-T!!
OK so there are more things that describe Mikey. He's beautiful, smart, funny, and the life of the party. This hot bodied man has braun as well as brains.
Luckily I am one of the taller guys in the group so I hear my name belted out quickly after Mike enters the room. And then the party can begin! PLUS, you can always count on him to take photo documentation of the entire night. Never a lost moment! Im so glad we're friends! Love ya Warner!
PS, as long as you know me dont throw out your swiffer wet jet

12/4/2003:
Mikey!!! this guy is my best guy friend in the whole world! not only is he gorgeous (especially with his shirt off hehe)but he is also extremely down to earth and always full of energy! I know im in for a good time when we hit the town together!!! But above all Mike is a true friend and an excellent advice giver willing to lend an ear and shoulder to cry on whenever I need it. Mike also always sees the good in people no matter what which I admire and try to be like. Well honey what can I say but i'm so glad you came into my life b/c without you there would be no sunshine. Look out guys cause Mike and I are taking the US by storm in 2004! watch out for us in a town near you!!! HBP baby! HOT!!!!!!!!

12/4/2003:
I met Mikey at Opaline last spring and we've been near and dear ever since. Mike is all parts teenage boy, wall streeter, gentleman and late-night party professional. I love the fact that he lets me dress him in straight boy drag (say no to BB and YMLA!!!); now, if I can only get him to keep his shirt on at parties!