I'm a refined gentleman with refined tastes (like any of MTV's award winning reality programming or watching the transsexual hookers outside my apartment do runway and perform the hits of Wham! ) When not in my natural habitat (the geek cubicle with a great window view of a brick wall) you can find me at overpriced Manhattan restaurants, the laundromat, or in some darkened room filled with the sounds of an angry woman singing about her cheating man over hard beats. I like to travel, and collect rare illnesses wherever I go. I dislike beer and shadiness. I like cheese, tasty hard alcoholic beverages and going to the beach (but not all at the same time)... oh.. and doggie chow- I used to LOVE doggie chow.

anyone with something interesting to say, other closet geeks (you know who you are), people who share my bad habits (which include biting my nails and singing along to my ipod while on the treadmill), people who are not still trying to make fetch happen (it's not going to happen!)