I read the other day that God is inside all of us...I sure hope he likes Panda Express. I really appreciate that God has a sense of humor -- and that he lets me have one too. I'm at an awesome place in my life and just livin all 'country-like' down here in Southern Utah. I think I might just be a few chickens and a dog short of full blown farmdom. Is farmdom a word? It should be. EVERYTHING is life is a lesson or a blessing...if you learn from the lessons, they too, become blessings. So be grateful...grateful for life, people and well...everything. And be nice. Being nice is seriously underrated. Treat the cashier at the gas station the way you would your boss or your idol. You are not a rock star, a billionaire or God...so that may help to know. lol. oh's here's a couple articles I wrote for the Salt Lake Tribune recently http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_13240470 and http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_14181184

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Here's the deal-O...I'm not twenty-anything anymore, so I'm diggin guys who know who they are and a general idea of what they want it life. Who you are and what you want are totally irrelevant...it's the knowing that is probably most important. I'll accept the fact you are not Kasey Kahne. Oh...and you should like yourself.

8/22/2010:
Russ is possibly the funniest guy i know! One thing i really value in a friend is honesty, and Russ has got alot of it! I feel EXTREMELY lucky to call him my close friend, and he is going to be an amazing catch for some very lucky guy!

2/15/2010:
My Dearest Riz,

Honestly one of the greatest people in my life these days and has left an impression in my life so large that no one can be replaced by this. Russel I cannot put down in words how much you truly mean to me as a friend and as a brother. Our rock out sessions to Lady Gaga with Ian and my terrible panther call; the best of memories. I will be hearbroken when you leave this terrible little town. You mess with one panther you get all the panthers haha RAWR... Best wishes my dear friend

6/11/2006:
I was the queen of Eastland Prep until Russell zoomed on in on his Harley Motorcyle with his torn denim and attitude. Tootie, Natalie, and Mrs. Garrett could only stand by helplessly as our rivalry consumed everything in our paths and dominated the airwaves from 1980 to 1988. He would grow his mullet ten inches, I'd take some hairspray and a shredded teddy bear and make mine twelve. He'd make a batch of Edna's Edibles, and I'd eat all four dozen. We continued our strange dance, back and forth, at times we wanted to either rip each other's necks or the clothes off our backs. If we were gladiators, this battle would have certainly ended with one of us getting eaten by a lion. Just as we were finally going to consumate our love and make television history, we were cancelled. I lost touch with Russell when I became a fundamentalist preacher and he moved without leaving a forwarding address.

12/17/2003:
I don't think this site is big enough for the testimonial I really would like to leave about my friend Russell. Besides being the funniest damn person I know, he is truly one of the most brilliant individuals I’ve ever met. Brilliant, in mind, spirit and heart; he is one of a kind. He is a fighter, or a "work-horse," as we from small farm towns call people like him as. And those of you that understand that term know exactly what I mean. (Although, we'd all like to be the f-ing show-horse, inside) Russell is determined in everything he does; and does it better than anyone. We have been friends for a "thousand years," and will continue to be til one of us kicks off. We know each other so well, that we know what the other is thinking, and can finish each others sentences. He took me to my first gay bar, and is still the person I would want to hang with every weekend if possible...hey, we're frat brothers. Like a family member, I love him unconditionally - "he is the person I love and hate equally." We've gone through some major "shat" together, but we're both still standing. I know he'll always be there for me, and I him.
I Love Ya - Dog Chow!...forever, your best bud...ANDREW...