Preview of one of our new designs coming out next month!!! We knew!
Super bill aims to solve all problems by requiring Americans to spend like never beforeObama Signs Bipartisan Health & Economy Omnibus Bill
Madonna, aka Mother of God, aka The Virgin Mary, was recently spotted smoking one of those long, brown More cigarettes outside a discount superstore in Iowa. There were two bags at her sandaled feet, which appeared to contain cheese crackers, an ‘as-is’ sheet set, and an enormous universal remote control. The obvious question that begs [...]
Looking to save some cash money on a couple fabulously funny greeting cards (or five…or eleven)? Well, I think you might be reading the right blog post! Now through November 8, 2009, we’re extending savings of a whopping 50% off any order of $3.00 or more. No, not 30 dollars, not 300 dollars, 3 dollars [...]
Aries
Get a kitten. Seriously, even if you’re allergic, get the allergy shot and pick yourself up a bundle of furry joy. The Winter is looking long for you Aries, and we want you to be ready to tackle the darkness with a kitten instead of cocaine (or whatever that stuff we found in your [...]
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman’s poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”
The French woman [...]
Only in America …….do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America ……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America ……do banks leave both doors open and then chain [...]
Here at NobleWorksCards.com, we love a good holiday. And Halloween? Halloween is a great holiday. So we really, really, super love it. The way you loved that first sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon that you snuck when your Dad finally passed out. The way you loved your first cat, before you realized that missing patches [...]
The latest right-wing activist group to emerge thinks they have what it takes to be the last. As one of the founders of the new “Righters,” John Snickers of Brownsville, Texas says, “We encompass all of the points these various groups of heroes espouse: the Birthers, who question Obama’s nationality, the Deathers, who question his [...]
Two condoms walking past a gay bar.
One turns to the other and says “Wanna go get shit faced?”
Wife: Honey, the car won’t run; it has water in the carburetor.
Husband: How do you know, and beside where is the car anyway?
Wife: In the river….
Welcome to the NobleWorksCards.com Blog! My name is Ron Kanfi, and you might know me for my status as I am, well…a pretty big deal. I know what you’re thinking – “They let you guys have a blog? You’re just going to write crazy things and post pictures of your ‘devil’s work’ greeting cards and [...]
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