Words cannot contain the laughter comin' outa my mouf when I done listen to this urban sexologist from some public access channel somewheres in a hood near you. I love her. She really nails it on the "head".
So I've been obsessed with flashmobs for ages now, and I finally got to be a part of one. It was fun indeed, kind of a miscarriage though... but awesome to watch.
Holler at some kickass tunes my little bizznatchies. I love Ting Tings, this new track makes me laugh giggle times nine and wave hands in car while driving like silly Angeleno.
Thank God for Levi Johnston, b/c of him we get to see more of Sarah Palin babbling like a moss soaked moose hunter. She gave him an open invitation on Oprah to come home for thanksgiving, even though he's in "porn". Can't wait for that...wonder if he would attend, and would he bring a copy of the Playgirl spread for Ms. Palin?
This Korean ad for ramen in which the group Girl's Generation sings the theme to classic videogame "Bubble Bobble" is burning up the Internets right now, and for good reason: Ramen, videogames, Korean advertising, girl groups—it's like a checklist for virality! Please do enjoy.
If you need to be entertained, I highly suggest watching Keyshia Cole's mom Frankie on the BET Hip Hop Awards red carpet. First of all, I tend not to subscribe to reality TV nor the BET channel, so I was unaware of a reality show with Keyshia Cole (I would be unable to point her out in a lineup) and her mother. At first listen/watch I thought Frankie was actually high as a kite and a total freak show... but then to learn a little more that she used to be an addict and has parlayed her celebutardom into something of a good interviewer, I laud her. Her voice does still make me think of that long haired bitch in the ring that crawls out of the TV
You are seriously like the best brother I have. Wait, you're the only brother I have, oh no -- there are those two half brothers, but they don't count cause they suck. So seriously, thanks for being so awesome. I know it's hard work to be so awesome ALL the frickin' time, but keep it up because the city of Richmond is depending on you for its awesomeness guidelines. Plus, if you're not awesome and popular, then what are you? I mean, no one wants to be friends with a loser, and that's not what I signed up for in being your brother. So stay cool, ok? I don't even need to tell you though, cause coolness comes naturally to you. That's why you're so easy to love. Now I'm rambling, I meant to just say Happy Birthday, but your awesomeness has overtaken me and made me diarrhea of the mouth and keyboard. In all seriousness, Thanks for being the brother that I look up to and turn to for all my "how to be a pimp" needs. Not sure if you know this, but people worship you, I read it in the National Geographic when I was taking a dump at work the other day -- some tribal religion in Papua New Guinea is actually centered around you as their number one god! Their number two god was some chick from Real Housewives of Atlanta or some bullshit, thank the gods that you were their number one. After I read it I said aloud, "I knew it! I just knew that brother of mine was a god!" The guy in the stall next to me sure thought I was weird, cause who yells that kind of stuff when they're crapping. Anyway, for real, Happy Birthday you mega super hero brother that never even needs sleep cause he's a divine machine! So cool. My friends are all jealous, and that makes me feel good about myself.
It takes a lot to make me laugh. And very few sitcoms make me laugh, especially the dribble that still comes with a laugh track and usually airs on CBS. I would rather watch corn grow than watch "Two and a Half Men," or shall I say, "Two and a Half Miscarriages." But the British classic, Fawlty Towers still stands the test of time and makes me cackle like a Cornish hen. Thus I jumped and squealed like a 12 year old nelly boy watching figure skating when I found that Fawlty Towers, named the #1 television series of all time by the British Film Institute, is celebrating it's 30th birthday, (just like I will soon) by releasing the deluxe, special edition DVD box set – Fawlty Towers Remastered. This crack-rock in a box will deliver fresh bonus material including newly recorded commentary from Cleese, all-new cast interviews, and much more.
Hi you guys. I'm hoping some hot betch who lives in, or is planning on visiting NYC soon will buy me these really neato super cool sunglasses. Their some Australian brand Ksubi. They only have one store and it's in Manhattan. So, if you're reading this post oh dear love of my life that is too shy to introduce yourself, you can do so by buying me these glasses. Thanks for your time.
Fan Death, not to be confused with the South Korean Urban Legend (Fan death is a South Korean urban legend which states that an electric fan, if left running overnight in a closed room, can cause the death of those inside (by suffocation, poisoning, or hypothermia). Fans manufactured and sold in Korea are equipped with a timer switch that turns them off after a set number of minutes, which users are frequently urged to set when going to sleep with a fan on.)
I suppose Adam Lambert is a nice person and a talented singer, but his flamboyance is still annoying me. Trust me, I have nothing wrong with some rockstar eyeliner, but what the F is he doing with this gay connected ring contraption on his hand? It looks like Darth Vader aborted his robot fetus and dipped Adam's hand into the mess. If you want to be a hot cross-dressing style rocker, you have to pull it off right...which means combining the right amount of macho bravado with the finer artistic feminine mystique. Adam is failing at this and ends up looking like a tranny.
Arnie claims X-rated email was in fact an 8 billion-to-1 coincidence. California Governor denies sending cryptic four-letter rebuke to rival. The Terminator found himself attempting to play down the revelation that a blunt email he sent to one of San Francisco's Democratic Assemblymen contained what US news bulletins have somewhat prudishly described as an "X-rated rebuke".
I'm a big fan of random award presentations, and am considering a series of postings on the most random awards... Every industry, in efforts to get PR for their products or companies has award shows or presentations that to the lay person may come across as silly. Well silliness is my middle name biatch.
