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brett
Gay Male • 27 • 6' • 140 lbs

Exclusively Dating
Location: chicago IL
Chat Name: brettandbutter

About brett
Personal URL: http://www.connexion.org/brettryan
Interested in: Friends
Ethnicity: White/European
Politics: Definitely Left
Outness: Totally
Smoking: No
Occupation: spokesperson and television icon
Interests: travel, cocktails, cliques, reading, sports (watching), film, cliches, furniture, social criticism, boobs, quips and zings, spending other people's money, gender and sexual politics, grammar, grandeur and delusions thereof
Favorite Music: rufus wainwright, nellie mckay, the killers, elliott smith, maria taylor, the reputation, the postal service, damien rice, frou frou, sarge, joshua radin, goldfrapp, butterfly boucher, rilo kiley, jem
Favorite Books: jesus' son, you are not a stranger here, the greek classics, lovemarks: the future beyond brands, one day in the life of ivan denisovich, hiroshima, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, where the wild things are, the alchemist, novel w/o a name
Favorite TV Shows: grey's anatomy, house, sex and the city, strangers with candy, cnn, the family guy, law & order
Favorite Movies: drop dead gorgeous, love actually, bridget jones' diary, house of yes, all about my mother, the pianist, garden state, amelie, hedwig and the angry inch, the royal tenenbaums, best in show, requiem for a dream, closer, meshes of the afternoon

About Me
the good stuff:
-i'm fiercely loyal
-my shadow's name is laughter
-"bright" and "a wee bit sassy" both apply
-in a world full of boys in dark-rimmed glasses, i'm the one you'll remember
-i like beer
-sports don't scare me
-i ask questions
-there are no pulled punches
-i can't win a boardgame to save my life
-film is my second language
-i make lots of wonderful facial expressions
-i tend to flail
-dads like me; moms love me
-i'm great with names and faces
-you'll never wonder if i like you
-four little words: "best wedding date ever"

the bad stuff:
-you better like the word "seriously"
-i have an unhealthy obsession with cheese
-my friends are some tough competition
-i'm a mama's boy
-i need the internet
-scarves are an incurable addiction (actual scarves, none of that freddie from scooby doo ascot shit)
-i tell the obvious and inappropriate joke
-my impressions are horrible at best
-i tend to flail
-balancing my checkbook is a lost art, but i totally get physics
-i make lists for everything

Want To Meet
someone who can help me become a japanese pop star or travel show host, anyone who manages to have fresh flowers in their home, people who write real letters, others totally obsessed with craigslist (especially missed connections)...



more famously: amy sedaris, tom ford, adam haslett, and maddox jolie-pitt

Testimonials
8/15/2007:
Greg's Prayer:

God, thank you for giving Brett style, substance, wit, looks, the ability to be a little more forward than most, an uncanny sense of direction and an urban mansion. Please bless him with a reserved parking spot in Boystown soon. And if it's not too much to ask, God, please be sure that he is in Chicago then next time I'm in town.

Amen.



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